SNL Hails 'World's Greatest President' Obama, Attacks Trump As A 'Little White Bitch'

This week’s cold open began with Baldwin asking an aide whether daughter Ivanka and her husband, Jared Kushner, are around. “They always keep me so calm and make sure I don’t do anything too crazy,” he says.

No, an aide tells him, as they don’t work on the Sabbath.

“Perfect: when the Jews are away, the goys will play,” Baldwin-as-Trump says. “Send in Steve Bannon.”

In rolls a ghoulish, skeletal character, intended to be the senior White House strategist. This isn’t the first time SNL had what’s basically the grim reaper portray Bannon. “Hello, Donald. I have arrived,” the fake Bannon says.

“Steve, you look rested,” Baldwin-as-Trump quips. “Not me, I’ve had a long day. I’m tired and cranky. And I feel like I could just freak out on somebody.”

And so go the phone calls, with Bannon nudging Trump to make them as even as they go quite disastrously.

[...]Then, Bannon urges Trump to call “some random little country to show them who’s boss.”

So the president dials Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe.

“You think you are a real dictator?” Mugabe asks. “I will rip out your spine and drink from your skull! You cannot even walk down stairs, you little white b—-! Don’t you ever call Zimbabwe again!”