LOL: Angela Merkel Calls For Burka Ban In Bid to Get Re-Elected

Chris Menahan
InformationLiberation
Dec. 06, 2016

Angela Merkel, rather than admit her mistake and call for the deportation of the more than one million migrants she imported into Germany, is instead calling for a burka ban.

Migrant crisis = solved.

From The Sun:

ANGELA Merkel’s today completed an astonishing U-turn as she formally endorsed a full burka ban following a backlash over her open-door migration policies.

The German chancellor made the comments at a Christian Democratic Union (CDU) conference having recently declared she will seek re-election.

She told the annual congress that it was legitimate to expect integration from newcomers, underlining her party’s bid to ban the full face veil.

“The full veil must be banned wherever it is legally possible,” she said to a large round of applause.

Merkel also stressed her determination to ensure that there’s no repeat of last year’s huge migrant influx as she seeks a new two-year term in charge of her conservative party.

It marks a U-turn for CDU party leaders, who have previously expressed scepticism of a full ban despite growing calls for it among rank and file members.

Party members have recently expressed hope it would encompass both the burka and the niqab, which shows slightly more of a woman’s face.

This will ban only the most ridiculous of headbags:

This U-turn came shortly after the murder of 19-year-old Maria Ladenburger by "17-year-old" Afghan migrant rocked Germany.

Here's the first picture released of the "17-year-old" rapist-murderer whom they're calling "Hussein K."

Fortunately, Merkel's burka ban will prevent the more than one million hostile migrants she paid to move into Germany from committing such murders in the future.

Or, actually, wait.

According to the left, asking Muslims to act in accordance with western standards only causes them to commit more terrorism due to hurt feelings.

I guess according to Merkel's own theories, this ban will actually just cause more terrorism.

Oh well, it's the thought that counts.

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