"They're Only Out To Make Cold Hard American Cash"; Park Police Crack Down on Bicycle Cabs in DCChris | InformationLiberation
Jul. 20, 2011
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There's a new threat in the District of Columbia. There is a gang of rogue criminals roaming around at the National Mall, and they're only interested in making "cold hard American cash."
Their trade? Drugs? No. Weapons sales? No. These criminals are much more dangerous.
They're none other than bicycle cab drivers, and they're some of the most hardened criminals on the planet. Fortunately, the U.S. park police have broken out the tasers and are declaring war against them and their evil profit making ways.
The Washington Examiner reports, "Pedicab problems escalate on National Mall":
The driver of a bicycle cab was Tasered twice by police, the latest run-in in an escalating battle between the drivers of rickshaw-style pedicabs and the U.S. Park Service.Ohhh, that evil wicked profit motive. Clearly, the millionaire cop next door and our thrifty government are far above such primitive desires. Their granting an artificial monopoly to one single company to "serve" people, on what's supposed to be considered public property, is clearly far beyond your primitive notions of profit seeking through *gasp* mutually beneficial exchange. The nice men with guns will decide who gets to provide who with any "services," capiche?
Image: Andrew Harnik/Examiner