McDonald's to patent . . . THE SANDWICHThe Truth Will Set You FreeDec. 01, 2006 |
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It never fails - EVERY TIME I think that corporate lawyers can't dream up anything more absurd than they already have, they prove, unequivocally, that I lack the gift of diabolical imagination. McDonald's wants to own the rights to how a sandwich is made. The fast-food chain has applied for a patent relating to the 'method and apparatus' used to prepare the snack.Harmless, right? WRONG. These people are CORPORATE CONTROL FREAKS. They won't stop until EVERYTHING is under their control. It also wants to cut down on the time needed to put together a sandwich, thought to have been dreamt up by the Earl of Sandwich in 1762.They want us to pay royalties to them because some ham in the 18th century was too lazy to make a hot meal??? The 55-page patent, which has been filed in the US and Europe, covers the 'simultaneous toasting of a bread component'.Tell us something we don't already know. How on earth would they enforce such a ridiculous patent anyway? Station police at peoples' homes to watch for cheaters trying to make one in the middle of the night without paying royalties??? 'They might have a novel device, but it could be quite easy for someone to make a sandwich in a similar way without infringing their claims.'Good grief. Reminds me of the joker who wanted to patent gravity. Kudos to Jason for digging it. |