Buying Ice Cream In The New America

Chris Menahan
InformationLiberation
Jul. 08, 2019

Remember how you used to be able to go to the store and buy ice cream without having to go to the cash register, show photo ID to an employee and ask permission from police?

Those days are done.

A photo shared online over the weekend shows an ice cream freezer locked up with a sign reading, "Please see employee for help."

THANKS GUYS ! Smdh pic.twitter.com/I15dr86g3h
— periodt (@lehxiann) July 6, 2019

The Keller Police Department in Texas shared a photo on Friday showing two armed police officers protecting a store's ice cream freezer.

In the New America, Americans can no longer be trusted to not open ice cream buckets (and other consumer goods) and lick them before putting them back on the shelves.

That Blue Bell ice cream girl has started something. 🤦🏾‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/6tWRSW3MTQ
— Tunde, MPAS, PA-C (@GatorPA_) July 2, 2019

What kinda psychopathic behavior is this?! pic.twitter.com/T8AIdGpmuS
— Optimus Primal (@BlindDensetsu) June 29, 2019

I love ice cream pic.twitter.com/CWA1aNBmJU
— LARZ (@GAYSHAWNMENDES) July 3, 2019

Honestly who is raising these monsters pic.twitter.com/DDpZBFqMNG
— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) July 3, 2019

Jesus Christ WHY is this becoming a thing ?

(Found video on Reddit) pic.twitter.com/BAtSu1OU06
— Yamamoto97 (@Stephane774) July 8, 2019

Soon we'll have to show ID and go through checkpoints just to enter a store.

10-person flash mob makes off with $30,000 worth of merchandise from a North Face store in Wisconsin

pic.twitter.com/E0WLVApvjm
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) July 6, 2019

This is what "progress" looks like!

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