Regents Park Police Keep London Safe From Spoon Crime

Chris Menahan
InformationLiberation
May. 14, 2019

Londoners can sleep sound at night knowing Regents Park Police are working overtime to keep spoons off their streets.

Regents Park Police announced Tuesday on Twitter: "Yesterday we conducted weapons sweeps, dealt with a person injured from a van reversing on them, reported a burglary and collected all these from @scope charity shop who diligently didn't want them to get into the wrong hands & disposed of correctly & safely."

The image shows the thrift shop gave them multiple knives as well as a spoon and a few letter openers.

Yesterday we conducted weapons sweeps,dealt with a person injured from a van reversing on them, reported a burglary and collected all these from @scope charity shop who diligently didn’t want them to get into the wrong hands & disposed of correctly & safely pic.twitter.com/GNfxZd6iGd
— Regents Park Police (@MPSRegentsPark) May 14, 2019

Cereal killer pic.twitter.com/NUSZWJ58zc
— Donut Operator 🍩 (@DonutOperator) May 14, 2019

If you can't trust the new Londoners you imported to handle spoons without stabbing someone, perhaps you have a problem which requires more than spoon confiscation to solve?

Regents Park Police also made headlines last year for bragging about getting a file, a pair of scissors and some tools off the streets in a "weapons sweep."

These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre . Safely disposed and taken off the streets pic.twitter.com/53HdeqMKu1
— Regents Park Police (@MPSRegentsPark) March 16, 2018

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