Republicucks Flip Their Lids After Trump Mocks Mika's Bleeding Face-Lift

Chris Menahan
Jun. 29, 2017

The Republican establishment is a bunch of pathetic cowards.

Trump counter-punched Mika and Joe Thursday morning, saying he refused to let them hang out with him at Mar-a-Lago around New Year's Eve even though they were begging to join him for three nights in a row.

"Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me," Trump wrote on Twitter. "She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!"

Some speculated he saw this clip from their crappy show:

He may have also watched this montage from Hannity on Thursday night:

Trump is a counter-puncher. You hit him, you get hit back, case closed.

Here's how the Republicans should have responded:

There hasn't been a dignified President in the White House since Ronald Reagan. The media sure as hell has never been less dignified, and snarky, whiny, self-righteous Mika and Joe are the absolute worst.

Here's how the Republicucks responded:

If we need advice on losing presidential elections, we'll call you all up, thanks.

Seeing as how Trump won the election with none of you backing him, he doesn't need your advice now.

Incidentally, have you noticed how all the women attacking Trump on TV have all had face-lifts? Is this why they're so touchy about it? Why is it these whiny feminists who say we're all equal make fun of Trump's appearance 24/7 but then cry like innocent little girls when Trump says he doesn't want Mika joining his party while she's bleeding from her face? Is that really such a wild request?

Some fake news outlets are claiming this photo from around the time she was at Mar-a-Lago proves she wasn't bleeding all over the place:

As he said in his tweet, this was over three days, and Mika has yet to deny she was bleeding from the face, instead she chose to mock Trump for having "little hands."

Regardless, the whole premise of this fake outrage is a fraud. Over the last 30 years, our ruling class may have used "respectable" rhetoric but the actions they took to bankrupt this country and get us entangled in foreign wars were despicable. While Trump's rhetoric may not be "respectable," the actions he's taken to protect this country and restore our economy are as honorable as it gets.

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