Austria: Syrian Migrant Caught 'Masturbating Next to Children's Playground'Chris MenahanInformationLiberation Jul. 29, 2016 |
"Our diversity is our strength!" "No cultures are better than others!" "We are all one!" "Refugees welcome!" From the Daily Star: A SYRIAN man was caught masturbating next to a children’s playground on Monday afternoon. When he saw the parents of the children calling the police, he fled the scene.Rumor has it Angela Merkel immediately called for this man to be given asylum in Germany in the name of "cultural enrichment." "I have no doubt he will help pay for our elderly's pensions," Merkel said. (That's a joke.) Follow InformationLiberation on Twitter and Facebook. |