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Jul. 01, 2016
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The rape crisis in Sweden has been solved!
Sweden's police chief unveiled the force's latest weapon in the fight against sexual assault: wristbands reading "Don't touch me".This should clear everything up!
Especially considering how two-thirds of these migrants are illiterate in their own languages and almost none can speak or read Swedish, these bands are sure to have an effect!
Mr. Eliasson suggested that by wearing these accessories, women would also be able to "draw attention to the issue [of sexual assault], and urge those affected to report".What great progress!
Now we have two ways to stop rape courtesy of our leftist overlords!
First, we can use The Force as the Finnish police recommend:
Second, we have our rape-proof wristbands courtesy of the Swedish police!
To think you skeptics thought the government was ignoring the problem!
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