Leftists Recommend Smashing an Egg on Your Face to Fight ISIS

Christopher Menahan | InformationLiberation
Dec. 16, 2015

The left has a brilliant new plan to fight Islamic extremism following the massacre in Paris: Smash an egg on your face, walk around town soiled, then share photographs and video of yourself on social media like it's the Ice Bucket Challenge.

This act will show people you reject "extremism."

Nous vous défions de faire le #EggSmash Dare! #ChallengeExtremism with us by taking the challenge!

The killings in Paris on November 13th were deeply disturbing and saddening. We saw the need to take action and have developed this campaign to challenge the violence of ISIS (ISIL, Islamic State) through a symbolic gesture. The egg symbolizes life and peace and the destructive hand of ISIS has the power to destroy, but we have the power to say no. We hope young people in France as well as people across the world take this challenge to say no to ISIS's violence and yes to a peaceful life.

You can smash the egg on your head, across your heart, or come up with a different way!

If anyone has any other similarly retarded ideas I'd love to hear them.