The Indignity About the Full Body Scanners

by Christine Negroni
Nov. 09, 2010

In the 9 years since 9-11 there have been exactly 0 incidents of hijackings or terror attacks by individuals boarding domestic aircraft in this country (not an international flight originating from another country). When coupled with the facts that there are over 30,000 commercial departures per day with an average passenger load per flight easily exceeding 25, then this most recent mathematical history teaches us:

That the odds of being subject to a terrorist attack on a domestic (US) commercial airliner today are greater than 22 BILLION, 173 MILLION, 750 THOUSAND to 1 (22,173,750,000)! Woefully lower than getting hit by lightening, attacked by a shark and a refund from the IRS; all at the same time!

And I’m the one full of hot air for trying to bring reason to all this security-hyped nonsense? I’m the paranoid one for trying to raise your awareness to the pragmatic inevitability that short of full-blown x-rays and dogs up your butt you can’t stop every attack? No, unfortunately my mathematically-challenged and ‘Threat-Level’ terrified brethren, I’m just one of the few (with a set) standing up. Not standing up because I’m embarrassed by my body mind you. Not standing up because I’m in a hurry either, because if I were I certainly wouldn’t be wasting my time standing in the TSA ‘Rope & Grope’ line. No, I’m merely standing up for what makes sense.

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