Do You Know Why I'm Pulling You Over, Being Wildly Aggressive, And Charging You With Assault Today, Sir?The OnionJul. 24, 2015 |
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Good afternoon, sir. Go ahead and roll your window all the way down for me. My name is Officer Daniel McEwen from the Greene County Police Department. Now, do you know why I’m pulling you over today, being overly aggressive, and charging you with a felony count of assaulting a police officer? Read More |