Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty (Satire)The Onion
Feb. 15, 2013
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LOS ANGELES—Los Angeles residents are reportedly on edge today following reports that hundreds of armed and extremely dangerous Los Angeles Police Department officers are resuming regular patrolling duties after the conclusion of Tuesday’s manhunt for rogue ex-cop Christopher Dorner.