The Isolationist/Protectionist Song [Toby Keith Parody]
Libertarian Youtuber Morrakiu's hilarious new parody of Toby Keith's 'Made In America.'
[Note: Strong language]
Global free trade only hurts the land,
we gotta put sanctions on iran,
bloody hands, and clean coal.
It's wrong to buy a foreign car,
foreign oil, foreign cigars
and clothes by slaves we didn't own.
got an American coffin when dad bought the farm
jingoist tattooed on my left arm
spend a little more in the store for some tech that ain't made by sneaky japs
I won't buy oranges from dirty spics,
I won't buy guinness from drunk-ass micks
I ain't rayciss, I'm just, a hard-nosed realist.
If I'd been alive, in 1855, I would've owned slaves and they would've been white
Because we shouldn't trade with Africa
I won't eat French cheese, or French fries,
French bread, or French wine, cuz that, imported shit is fucking gay
we got the whole damn world tryna do us wrong
cheap goods comin' in from ching chong
we gotta raise the tariffs so that we can compete cuz we're the USA
I don't need a beaner to clean my house,
This immigrant labor we can do without
I ain't ignorant, I just, don't know a lot of things
China traded us, factories fer treasuries,
food stamp recovery.
got my food, gas, and beer from american corn
and I only watch American porn
spend a little more for a Ford cuz fuel efficiency is fuckin gay
gotta rescue American auto companies,
and give my farm more subsidies
I ain't a parasite, I'm just, made in america
kind of a douchebag
made in america
my old man hates mexicans,
he's made in america
Link to mp3 file: http://www.filesonic.com/file/JH2nKBz/The_Isolationist_Protectionist_Song.mp3
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