Psychiatrists Deeply Concerned For 5% Of Americans Who Approve Of Congress [Satire]The Onion
Oct. 11, 2013
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WASHINGTON—Noting that the individuals in question may be extremely mentally disturbed or suffering from a serious psychological illness, the nation’s psychiatrists announced Wednesday that they are deeply concerned for the estimated 5 percent of Americans who were found in nationwide polls this week to approve of the U.S. Congress.