I'm Prepared To Give My Life For This Or Any Country [Satire]

By Curtis Stalbank
The Onion
Sep. 23, 2013

As a true patriot, I would gladly die in battle defending my homeland. I love my country more than my own life. But I would also be more than willing to give my last breath in the name of, say, Mexico, Panama, Japan, or the Czech Republic. The most honorable thing a man can do is lay down his life for his country. Or another country. The important thing is that it's a country.

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