Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria [Satire]The Onion
Sep. 06, 2013
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WASHINGTON—As President Obama continues to push for a plan of limited military intervention in Syria, a new poll of Americans has found that though the nation remains wary over the prospect of becoming involved in another Middle Eastern war, the vast majority of U.S. citizens strongly approve of sending Congress to Syria.