American Citizens Split On DOJ Memo Authorizing Government To Kill Them [Satire]The Onion
Feb. 08, 2013
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WASHINGTON—Following the release of a secret Department of Justice memo this week that outlines the administration’s legal justification for killing U.S. citizens, a new Pew Research Center poll has revealed that a majority of Americans are torn over whether they support the government’s right to kill them anywhere at any time without due process.