The Onion Nails It: 'Congress Arrested On Manslaughter Charges'The Onion
Dec. 04, 2012
1.Trump Foreign Policy Speech Signals Death of Neocons and Peace With Russia
2.The Guardian Says Correcting People On Their Grammar Is Racist
3.Hysterical Bloomberg Columnist: Trump's 'America First' Speech Reminiscent of 'Nazi Era'
4.Student Rep. On Free Speech: "Some People Have More Equal Rights Than Others"
5.Anti-Trump Protester Pepper Sprays Little Girls in The Face
6.KKK Endorses Hillary Clinton, Say They've 'Given Her 20k' In Donations
7.WATCH: Trump Speaks After Crushing The CUCK Crew (Conservatives United For Cruz and Kasich)
8.German Nuclear Plant in Bavaria Infected With Malware, Logins Compromised
WASHINGTON—In a stunning development that has left every federal institution reeling, the U.S. government’s legislative branch was arrested this afternoon on 23.3 million separate charges of manslaughter, sources confirmed.