The Onion Nails It: 'Congress Arrested On Manslaughter Charges'The Onion
Dec. 04, 2012
Canadian State TV Hails 'Beige Horizon' With No White People
FAKE HATE: Black Man Arrested For 'Racist,' 'Pro-Trump,' 'Nazi' Graffiti
UK: Muslim Teacher 'Told Class Charlie Hebdo Victims Should be Killed for Insulting the Prophet'
'It's A Hate Crime': Black Teens Hospitalize White 'Trump Voter'
Afghan 'Refugee' Confesses to Rape, Murder Of 19-Year-Old German Girl
WASHINGTON—In a stunning development that has left every federal institution reeling, the U.S. government’s legislative branch was arrested this afternoon on 23.3 million separate charges of manslaughter, sources confirmed.