I, Twinkieby Jeffrey Tucker
Nov. 19, 2012
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2.UK Home Secretary Theresa May Hails "Benefits" of Sharia Law
3.Migrants Thank 89-Yr-Old Austrian Man Who Gave Them Euros by Robbing Him
4.The Huffington Post Is What Happens When There's No Men In The Room
5.VIDEO: Telemundo Busted Staging Shot at Anti-Trump Protest
6.Is This The Most Fail Interview Of All Time?
7.VIDEO: Trump Mocks Journo Who Says Calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas" is "Very Offensive"
8.Angry Birds Movie is Red-Pilled Anti-Immigration Propaganda
Oh how everyone (of a certain class and income) makes fun of the Twinkie, the ultimate symbol of modern food decadence and phoniness. I don't get it. Have the critics ever tried one? They are so appealing and delicious: light, spongy, sweet, and creamy, all in a tiny package.
The news that the parent company Hostess was going out of business caused a huge run on Twinkies in my own community. Every store had an empty space where they should have been. The preppers were right: we should have stocked up for emergencies like this.