The Onion: 'Obama Takes Out Romney With Mid-Debate Drone Attack'The Onion
Oct. 23, 2012
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BOCA RATON, FL—Saying that the high-value target represented a major threat to their most vital objectives, Obama administration officials confirmed tonight that former governor Mitt Romney was killed by a predator drone while attending a presidential debate at Lynn University.